1. Don't be gay.不要做同性戀！

2. Be "true".要死硬！

3. All people who aren’t "true" are gay.所有不死硬者都是同性戀！

4. Be grim.要殘酷

5. Be necro.裝扮成亡靈巫師

6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.尽量裝扮成亡靈巫師的時候也要保持殘酷。

7. Break things while being grim and necro.裝扮成殘酷的亡靈巫師的時候毀壞一些東西

8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.演出不准开玩笑，要两臂交叉放在胸前一起站好

9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form.把上面几条重复，当你抨击任何形式的宗教組織时候。

10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances...在任何情況下，絕對不做曾經做過的事情。

11. ...Listen to Peccatum.听Peccatum唱歌（帝王主唱的另一个乐队）

12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that you only enjoy the music of "the true" Mayhem. Maniac is gay.要是有人问你喜不喜欢听MAYHEM的歌，告訴他，你只喜欢听“死硬的”mayhem,Maniac是个同性恋

13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn".别何小貓小狗玩耍，除非你的玩耍是指焚燒。

14. Don't be Dani Filth.别学Dani Filth（淫秽摇篮主唱）。

15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase "Kenny G slams, man." 決不在任何情況下做一個批判KENNY G的人。

16. Don't be Dani Filth.别学Dani Filth（淫秽摇篮主唱）。

17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you're too metal to remove refuse.当你妈妈让你倒垃圾，你告訴她，我們玩黑金屬的，從來不倒垃圾。

18. Run for it!跑掉

19. Sodomize a virgin whore.鸡奸一個漂亮的妓女。

20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!)鸡奸除了男性以外的任何東西（貓狗等動物除外）

21. Make sure your album goes out of print about 3 years after its release... so it becomes 'cult'.保证你的专辑发行应该是它创作完成的3年后，保证其“神秘”感。

22. When in doubt, say "True Norwiegian Black Metal!"当彷徨时，说声“真正的挪威黑金属！”

23. If that doesn't work, blast beats can fill any silence.要是上面的不起作用，製造一起爆炸來打破沉默。

24. Turn any cross you find upside-down.把你找到的任何十字架搞得乱七八糟。

25. Nipple twisting is not a blackmetal activity..扭曲奶頭不是黑金属行为

26. Write a cult, underground, grim and necro zine. Feature only interviews with bands no one has heard of, even "true" blackmetallers.编一本关于異教，地獄，嚴肅的亡靈巫師的地下杂志，只采访那些没人听说过的黑金属乐队，那才是死硬的黑金属

27. Never ever, EVER, EVER be open-minded.絕對從來不要做一個思想開明的人。

28. Never write songs less than 15 minutes long and containing less than 15 adjectives in the title.不要寫15分鐘以内的歌曲，歌名中的形容詞不得少於15個！

29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll.画尸脸，到森林去，表演时要象个洞穴巨人

30. Don't be Mortiis (or Dani Filth).别学Mortiis（挪威黑氛围电子歌特乐手），（或Dani Filth）。

31. Don't wear white shoes after Labor Day.劳动节后，不许穿白鞋

32. Don't make jokes only your mom would get.别开你妈才会笑的玩笑

33. Don't make jokes.别开玩笑。

34. When in doubt, scowl with eyes downturned.彷徨時，板着脸，翻着眼。

35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps.不吃棉花軟糖！

36. To producers of black metal albums: remember...no low end! If it doesn't hurt to listen to, it can't be "true".制作黑金属专辑，要记住，不要生産的太少，别管它是否受歡迎，那是“真正的，死硬的！”

37. Make sure that no less than half of the musicians on your album are "session" members.保证你的专辑客作樂手不要超過一半

38. When in concert, always growl names of songs so that they are imperceptible. This will ensure that anyone who doesn't have your "cult" LP won't get it.演出时，要用黑嗓吼着报歌名，这保证了没有你專輯的乐迷听不懂。

39. Never play live.不现场演出。

40. When getting ready to go to a show, completely forget that the other people there are not going to the show to look at you.去演出前，把不去看你演出的人统统忘掉。

41. Use barbed wire whenever possible. (Note: this assists in being both "necro" and "grim".)尽量使用带刺的鞭，有助于裝扮成亡靈巫師時的殘酷。

42. When asked by a non true BMer what BM is, say something like, "BM is the raw essence of pure black evil in man", in any case, make sure that by the conversations end, the other person still has no idea what black metal is.儅那些不玩黑金屬的人問你什麽是黑金屬的時候，告訴他“黑金屬是人們黑暗與邪惡的本質"至少要在結束談話的時候，保證周圍的人都還不知道什麽是黑金屬。

43. Drive one of your band members to suicide, and claim he died because of the "mainstream" "infecting" the "scene".攛掇你的一個隊友自殺，然後對外宣稱他是出於對黑暗的信仰和對撒旦的崇拜。
44. Reform with "old members" and release an album intended to produce commercial success.改变旧的风格，然后出一张商业韵味浓厚的唱片
45. When it flops say that you meant it to fail cause anything less wouldn't be "true".如果失败了，那么就告诉大家，其实本意就是为了失败，因为这些东西并不死硬！
46. Have a side project. Ensure that all other members of your band also have side projects. 当你有“项目”可做的时候，要带上你队里的其他队友一起！
47. Fill out the other slots in your other member's side projects as "session" musicians.工作外的其他时间要和你的其他队友一起开“音乐家会议”
48. Record everything in the same studio with the same producer/instruments/equipment/etc.你所有的东西都要出于同一个录音室，同一个生产商，同一套录音设备，同样的乐器，等等。

49. Make sure your album cover never consists of more than three colors (color options allowed: grey, black, white).保证专辑封面不多于三种颜色：黑，白，灰。

50. Publicly state that your band is "non-religious", then use the word "Satan" over 400 times on your one-song thirty-minute album.如果你的国家是非宗教国家，那么就在一张只有1首30分钟歌曲的专集里面用多于400次的“撒旦”这个词语。
51. Never stuff your shoes to make them appear puffy and avoid the wearing of backwards baseball caps if at all possible. Red ones in particular.不要把你的鞋里塞满东西，让它们看起来很肿，尽可能的避免反带棒球帽，尤其是红色的帽子。
52. Insist that music should never progress and that it should still sound the same way it did 9 friggin years ago.保证你从来不改进音乐。并且应该听起来是同一种音乐风格。还他妈是9年前的样子！
53. Never say "friggin".永远不说FRIGGIN！（FUCK的意思）

54. Never finish anything you start.决不完成你开始做的事情。

55. The word "Hail" is the only appropriate greeting whenever greeting someone "true".任何时候， “HAIL”这个词语是唯一能够问候死硬的人的词语。
56. If feeling especially true on a given occasion, try "Infernal Hails".如果觉得他相当的死硬，那就用“Infernal Hails”这个来问候。
57. All logos must include illegible writing and at least one inverted cross and/or pentagram. This is non-negotiable.所有的图案里面必须要包含文字，至少包含一个倒十字架或一个五芒星。不是大家都知道的那种。
58. When referring to sex with a Metal Chick use only the terminology "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition".。。。。。真不好翻譯。個人理解去好了。
59. Design complex logo for your grim black metal band on binder paper in the middle of math class.在數學課上為你殘酷嚴肅的黑金屬樂隊設計一個複雜的圖案。

60. Accept every interview you're offered...then pretend that you really don't enjoy being interviewed.接受所有能得到的采访，然后作出不喜欢被采访的姿态。

61. Thoroughly enjoy Star Trek: The Next Generation.仔細的看下 星際旅行：下一代。
62. Wait... scratch that last one. (See rule 1)等等，刪除上一條（因爲第一條）
63. Never divulge to any outsiders the Exact Day of the Divine Arrival of the Massive Hoof. Instead, inform them that they should be ready to suck the Dark Lord's greasy at any time.不要向任何局外人透露瘟疫到來那一神聖之日的具體時間。取而代之的是告訴他們，讓他們隨時準備好舔黑暗之王油膩的屁股。
64. Use the phrase "suck the dark lord's greasy " whenever possible.盡可能多的說“舔黑暗之王油膩的屁股”
65. If you ever find that you have somehow become a member of Hecate Enthroned, be sure to piece together a music video of scrap footage of yourself walking around in the woods at night looking evil. Only, instead of being night make sure it's the middle of the  day, and instead of looking evil, look dorky instead. (See also: rule 1)如果你發現自己幾乎成爲Hecate Enthroned的一員，那就把你在森林裏走並且看上去邪惡的鏡頭碎片拼插成一個MTV，如果不是夜晚，那麽你就不會看起來邪惡，而是看起來傻傻的。

66. Own hundreds of black metal albums, demos and bootlegs. Listen to approximately 8 of them regularly.拥有N张黑金属专辑，EP，盗版，但通常只听其中8张。
67. Humping a ceramic Virgin Mary in front of your uncle's house is not "pimping it" (unless you tell her you're done then blow in her face like a shotgun when she turns around).在你叔叔的屋子前面放一個陶瓷的聖母瑪麗亞不是罪過。（除非你在她轉過頭的時候，像一把散彈槍一樣朝她臉上噴射）汗。感覺好流氓的意思。
68. Refrain from using keyboard smilies when communicating via the Internet. Single acceptable smily: -(在互聯網上不交流的時候不要用鍵盤慣用的微笑符號，而可接受的微笑應該是 : -(

69. Why isn't the word "Northern" in your album title yet!? Get to it! Amatuers...你的專輯名字裏面爲什麽沒有“北方”這個詞？快加上吧！菜鳥。
70. Spelling things correctly is neither grim nor necro.正確的拼寫就代表你不是一個殘酷的亡靈巫師
71. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!Norsk Arysk黑金屬。。（暈 查不到了。）
72. No matter where you're from, pretend you're from Norway and therefore 'true'.無論你是哪得人，要裝成是挪威人。因爲那裏的人比較死硬。
73. Don't be Dani Filth. (I think that's clear)別學Dani filth（很清楚不過了）
74. All pets you own now will henceforth be known as "Crucifier". Any pets you own in the future will also be known as "Crucifier".你現在的所有寵物馬上會因爲被你用釘子釘死而出名，而你以後的寵物也會因爲被你用釘子釘死而出名。
75. True black metaller: "Many of our dark hymns are influenced by the mighty Tolkien... You have not read the works of Tolkien!? Nerd. Wait minute... It appears I am the nerdy one after all!"真正的黑金屬分子：“我們很多的黑暗天使都受到Tolkien的影響。你沒聽説過Tolkien?蠢貨。等等，好像我是愚蠢的人…
76. I'm talking to myself again.我又在自言自語了！
77. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!! Norsk Arysk黑金屬！！
78. That's better, on with the interview!那在採訪的時候用更好些。
80. Create inverted crosses in all possible instances. Suggested tools: Drum sticks, twigs, pool cues, pencils, etc. (See also "clouded frost spire")盡一切可能弄壞十字架。推薦的工具：鼓，樹枝，檯球棍，鉛筆等等。
81. Profess publicly that you are a Satanist and add that you are in touch with Norway's ancient Pagan past. Pretend that somehow those two facts make sense in conjunction.公開的信仰撒旦主義。聲稱你已經和挪威的古老的魔鬼取得聯係。並表現的這兩個事實之間是相關聯的。

82. Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes把你得dick放進土豆泥裏面

83. Don't make Beastie Boys references.不要把beastie boys作爲參考。

84. Don't make references.不要作參考。
85. Satanus. Huh huh huhuhuhuh.撒旦主義！！
86. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
87. If possible, design the title of your album so that it consists of three completely unrelated words. Dimmu Borgir are the master of this (i.e. Enthrone Darkness Triumphant, Spiritual Black Dimensions, Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia, Godless Savage Garden) but you may also want to refer to Immortal's "Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism".如果可能的話，設計你的題目為3個毫無關係的詞。Dimmu Borgir是這的鼻祖。(例如： 提倡 黑暗 勝利, 精神 黑色 問題, 式 陶醉Misanthropia, 罪惡 野人 花園)

88. As we all know, women have no place in the homoerotic world of black metal, but if your girl friend still won't stop bugging you about wanting to be involved in your band, give her a lame spoken word part or something.我們知道，女人在黑金屬世界是沒有席位的。但是如果你的女朋友一直祈求你想加入你的樂隊，生氣地的跟她談談！
89. Never form a band containing you, your wife and/or girlfriend, and some gay looking guy. (See also: rule 11)決不要組一支包括你和你老婆（女友）的樂隊，更不要有那些看上去很像同性戀的男人。（見第十一條）
90. Go to bed when your mom tells you to.儅你媽媽讓你去睡覺的時候，就去睡覺。
91. If it's rare, it must be good. Order it immediately.物以稀為貴。馬上要。
92. I will not add that as it is not metal enough我不會加上這個，因爲這不夠金屬。.
93. Are you metal enough to be reading this?你金属到足以阅读这个了吗？
94. Own every Darkthrone release. Listen to exactly none of them.有所有的Darkthrone發行的唱片，但一張都不聼。
95. Own cult-as-@#%$ shirts of bands you not only own no releases of, but also haven't even heard.擁有異教徒的樂隊的T桖，不但自己沒有發行，而且都沒聽説過。
96. Use the phrase "cult-as-@#%$" whenever possible.盡可能多地用這個詞組“異教徒”
97. Attempt to randomly throw the word "@#%$" during random segments of your songs. (Kindly refer to Attilla's work on De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas.)在你所有的曲目之中都用xx詞。。。暈 那個詞被刪掉了，可能是屬於比較尖銳的問題。
98. In order to make your recording more incomprehensible and therefore more "cult", be sure to either select a singer who has only a tenuous grasp on the language to be sung. (Acceptable languages: Norwegian, Latin, Orcish.)

爲了讓你的專輯更加不可思議並且更加的“異教”，確保你的主唱用小語種演唱。如 挪威語。拉丁語，Orcish。
99. I'll tell you what your album lay out needs...Some titties.你新出版的專輯需要什麽？告訴你，需要名字！

100. And you know what else? How long since you acted like a troll? Pick up that makeup and fight, soldier!你還知道什麽？？你象洞穴巨人一样表演了多久？抄家伙战斗吧，战士。

101. You mean to tell me you read this whole thing when you could've have been prancing about in the forest with an axe? For shame! For shaaaaame!!你都看完了？那你什麽時候在森林中成爲一個帶着斧頭的勇士？可惜！！！